The Poopsmith

We discovered this gem a couple weeks ago. As you could guess, my boys consider it a classic. I spend all day singing this song. I'd like to not be the only one, so I'm passing it along. Sing along.

The Poopsmith

Not on your arm

Not on your leg

Not in the toast

Not in the eggs

Not on the carpet

Nor the linoleum

Just how'd your little brother get it smeared all over him

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

x4

Not on your brother

not on your sis

not on any family member, you might wanna make a list

not on the plants

not in your hair

not on the porch

no, we do not want to share

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

x4

Not on the swing

not on the slide

not while we're spinnin' on a carnival ride

not on the window

not on the wall

no more surprises on the light switch down the hall

hey!

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty

x4

Not in the yard

you're on your honor

don't go gettin' no ideas from the neighbors weimereiner

Poop in the potty, poop goes in the potty...

Found on For the Kids III 2007.